wing-ed-creature:

how my orgasms work:

Him: *touches my clit for like 4 seconds*

me: *screaming. bucking. legs shaking. flooding the bed*

——

me by myself: *vibrator on clit- highest setting, looking at good porn, thinking about good sexy times,*

…nothin…

*starts slapping myself and saying mean things. punches myself. grinds against vibrator. says more mean things.*

*finally eek out a passable orgasm.*

Pretty much.

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