surprisebitch:

peep-toe-shoes:

margoteve:

tobiasxva:

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

*slow clapping at the dad*

I always reblog this.

i’m so the dad

My daughter tells me she is gay at 13…

Me: oh, I always thought it would be your sister, but this does explain a lot.

Her: you aren’t upset?

Me: no honey, I kinda like girls too…now, what should we have for dinner?